Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
When should you start writing a book?