Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's the scariest letter?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the dog overweight?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?