How does a barber get to work?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the bud so shy?