Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call stolen cheese?