I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What type of car do planets buy?