What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animal floats best?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?