Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?