What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did one plate say to the other?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What season begins with a thud?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?