If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?