When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?