When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of bird can write?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the computer cold at work?