What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?