Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What fish sings the best?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a household of counselors?