My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What season begins with a thud?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?