What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?