Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do birds say to encourage each other?