Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What horn never makes a sound?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?