How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?