Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a tornado's favorite game?