Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How does dinner smell?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?