What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?