Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do ants go to eat?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.