Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What reads and lives in an apple?