What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What animal likes to party the most?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?