What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What says: oom oom oom?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?