What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?