What animal knows kung fu?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What makes music in your hair?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What insect runs away from everything?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?