What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do bees gossip?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?