Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What color are all the books in the library?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What makes music in your hair?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?