Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How does dinner smell?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why does the orange always lose in races?