Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a pig thief?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?