Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Board Game With A Twist
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?