What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?