Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?