Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What animals make the best students?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?