Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do books sleep?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?