What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
Why are winter days great?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why are babies so good at basketball?