Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do chips wear socks?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What type of car do planets buy?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
If you need help building an ark...
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?