Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What fish sings the best?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?