What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?