What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?