My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which bird would make a great farmer?