My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you grill cheese?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the opposite of irony?
Can February March?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How does a penguin build its house?