My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How can you make 7 even?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?