My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?