My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is the coolest country?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?