Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?