Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Which plant has the best roar?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?