Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?