Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How do you make a cow float?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?