What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do billboards talk?
When do cows get tired?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.