Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What bird is losing its hair?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?