What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do chips wear socks?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the frog have a long face?