Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are trees always so positive?
Which insect makes the best father?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How do bees get to school?
What's the loudest sport?
What do fish do at parades?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a tuna's favorite game?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?