What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are bakers so good at math?