Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What fish only swims at night?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?