Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
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What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?