Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What should you wear to a tea party?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?