What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do snowmen get information?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?