What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Bears love exotic cars.
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?