What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why are turtles so shy?