What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What part of a football field is never the same?