What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Why did the fish blush?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?