What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?