Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did March say to the madness?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call an animal pop star?