How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How does a barber get to work?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?