What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What country has the most fish?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the coolest country?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?