Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?