Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did electricity win the race?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do you get to Tooth Island?