Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What horn never makes a sound?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do bees buzz?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?