Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
