Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
When should baseball players wear armor?