What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?