What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?