What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the cow afraid?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?