Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why was the cow afraid?
What car does Yoda® drive?