Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.