What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?