What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?