What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a henway?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?