Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a dog's favorite book?