Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What sport can waiters play really well?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
It's allergy season again?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What animal likes to party the most?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did electricity win the race?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did March say to the madness?