Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How do you compliment a cat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What school subject really rocks?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?