What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How did the vampire start his letter?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How do amoebas make calls?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What are rental cars called in Spain?