What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?