Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?