What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Are baby skunks cute?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How was the wedding?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?