What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
How do horses navigate at night?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a pig thief?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
When do cows get tired?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?