How does a witch play loud music?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?