Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a small mom?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What insect runs away from everything?