Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?