What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What condiment has wings?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?