Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why didn't the melons get married?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?