Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?