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Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What tree has the most bark?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?