How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What animals make the best students?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?