How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What bird is always sad?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?