My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?