What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Where do termites go camping?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?