What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What fairy loves to count?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?