What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Where do hamsters come from?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?