What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What tea do footballers drink?