What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do billboards talk?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?