What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?