What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have their car mowed.
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call octopus twins?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call an angry monkey?