What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How much does freedom weigh?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?