Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?