What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do snowmen get information?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the turkey join the band?