Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which computer won the talent show?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?