Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the loudest sport?