What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's the politest month?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?