Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a mom's favorite game?