Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?