How much does freedom weigh?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which relative loves rice?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?