What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?