Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are turtles so shy?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?