Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What makes pirates such good singers?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?