Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is another name for a cow?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why is summer always sad?