Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is another name for a cow?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why is summer always sad?