What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why was the cat so small?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?