What food is a man's best friend?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How did the tree get lost?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cat start laughing?