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Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
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What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a greedy elf?