Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which relative loves rice?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?