How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of car does a chicken have?