How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?