What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What day never takes itself seriously?