Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?