How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
We had a discussion about roses.