How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?