How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which insect is the smartest?
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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?