How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What horn never makes a sound?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?